1. If you had one wish what would it be?
It would be a wish. You just told me.
2. Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
I usually see myself in the mirror.
3. What's your biggest inspiration?
Inspiration.
4. What's your favourite dish?
The blue one.
5. What do you do in your free time?
Nothing. Otherwise it wouldn't be free time.
6. What's your favourite film?
Cling film.
7. What is you first ever memory?
I don't remember.
8. What do you want to be when you're older?
Younger.
9. Would you rather be frozen to death or burnt to death?
It depends. How are either going to make me deaf?
10. What's the worst thing about your battery dying?
Going to the funeral a week later. No wait, I can do better than that... Come back to me later.
11. ...what's the worst thing about your battery dying?
They don't always come out the colour you want them to.
12. They say you either love Marmite, or you hate it. Where do you stand on that?
They don't always come out the colour you want them to.
12. They say you either love Marmite, or you hate it. Where do you stand on that?
I don't stand anywhere on that. I'm sitting on the fence with this one.
13. What socks are you wearing today?
The ones on my feet.
14. How would you describe yourself?
I would quote the dictionary for accuracy.
15. Describe yourself.
The dictionary defines yourself as being: Used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause.
16. CD of the year?
2011.
17. What's on your list of thing to do before you die?
Number 1 on my list of things to do before I die is to finish the list of things (to do) before I die.
18. Do you have any siblings?
I wasn't born an only child; I was only born a child.
I wasn't born an only child; I was only born a child.
19. Tell us a secret.
I was born a virgin. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
20. What do you think about religion?
I don't think about religion.
21. What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
Lived in the naughties.
22. What's your ideal pet.
On the lips.
23. What's your favourite quote?
This one.
24.What's your dream job?
It's only part-time, but I get paid to sleep.
25. What would you spend all your money on?
A rainy day.
26. What would you tell us so that you would have to kill us?
That I was going to kill you.
27. What's your favourite colour?
Multi-colour.
28. What's you favourite car?
Probably the one seagulls make.
29. What's your star sign?
This one *
30. What's your favourite sounding word?
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. *RESPONDS IN SIGN LANGUAGE*
31. I didn't know you knew sign language?
I don't.
32. Isn't it a bit sad you're interviewing yourself?
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. *RESPONDS IN SIGN LANGUAGE*
31. I didn't know you knew sign language?
I don't.
32. Isn't it a bit sad you're interviewing yourself?
It was your idea.
33. 33's an odd number to end on, isn't it?
Yes. Odd numbers follow even numbers.
33. 33's an odd number to end on, isn't it?
Yes. Odd numbers follow even numbers.
